"Please forgive me if any of you are mother goddess worshipers."
Uttered by one of my professors, in complete earnest, right before she started to dispute them.
"You should make a libation to Zeus. He likes red wine. He should listen."
Once again, this is from the same professor, spoken with sincerity when talking about the bad weather in Athens. She's a little out there.
"If it turns out good, then that's great. If it turns out bad, then that's a great story."
From a guy sitting next to me on my train to Bologna at the start of my trip. Wise words to live by.
"Is that a bird?"
"Yes, I am the barman"
From a lost-in-translation conversation, one of many I've had in Italy.
"The Minoans were the Scotsmen of the South"
"There is no such thing as progress"
From one of my other professors. I disagree with him a lot.
"Chain fences are just merely suggestions."
"I could make a good nomad"
"Chain fences are just merely suggestions."
"I could make a good nomad"