Quotation Corner

Welcome to Quotation Corner! Throughout my travels, I'm collecting some funny, some inspirational, some desperate, and some just plain weird quotes. I will be continuously updating this as I acquire more quotations.

"Please forgive me if any of you are mother goddess worshipers." 
     Uttered by one of my professors, in complete earnest, right before she started to dispute them.

"You should make a libation to Zeus. He likes red wine. He should listen."
       Once again, this is from the same professor, spoken with sincerity when talking about the bad weather in Athens. She's a little out there.

"If it turns out good, then that's great. If it turns out bad, then that's a great story."
      From a guy sitting next to me on my train to Bologna at the start of my trip. Wise words to live by. 

"Is that a bird?"
"Yes, I am the barman" 
     From a lost-in-translation conversation, one of many I've had in Italy. 

"The Minoans were the Scotsmen of the South"

"There is no such thing as progress"
     From one of my other professors. I disagree with him a lot.

"Chain fences are just merely suggestions."

"I could make a good nomad"